If you’re a terrorist and you’re reading this, then the terrorists have already won.

I just can't leave the nuclear power plant in my backyard alone. I recently discovered a site from the Eyeball Series that lists formerly public FEMA information about McGuire Nuclear Power Station, information which was taken offline in the aftermath of 9/11. The Eyeball site faithfully reproduces the FEMA information, which, according to what I've… Continue reading If you’re a terrorist and you’re reading this, then the terrorists have already won.

The Evil Democracy

Here is a lesson in ironic juxtaposition: A freeze-frame of President Bush delivering his State of the Union address, with the closed captioning scrolling the words "THE EVIL DEMOCRACY." The Evil Democracy (Larger Image) / Posted to Flickr by kunja. Ironies abound in this photograph (which I found on the Flickr Bush cluster). First, obviously,… Continue reading The Evil Democracy

Harry Potter, the first 100 pages

Okay, I admit it, I advance-ordered Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from Amazon, and, as promised, Amazon had UPS deliver my copy first thing Saturday morning, the day of the long-awaited novel's release. I have serious mixed feelings about the Potter series. I've read all the books--twice, even--so it's obvious that they bring me… Continue reading Harry Potter, the first 100 pages

Suburbia: The Unspeakable Peril in the Everyday

All this thinking about the dangers of suburbia reminds me of a passage from Joan Didion's great 1970 novel Play It As It Lays. Maria Wyeth, the washed-up, strung-out actress in the novel exists in a near catatonic state. For days during the rain she did not speak out loud or read a newspaper. She… Continue reading Suburbia: The Unspeakable Peril in the Everyday

Warning!! Playground Jungle Gym!!

Playground Jungle Gym (Larger Image) Posted to Flickr by samplereality. Continuing my series of posts on Danger in Suburbia, I want to highlight another lurking horror on the playground in my subdivision. Here is a sturdy metal and PVC slide/tunnel jungle gym, with a warning sticker posted in several places on the equipment: "Warning: Installation...may… Continue reading Warning!! Playground Jungle Gym!!

Reagan at Disney World, Memorial Day Fun!

LA Times, May 23, 1985 (Larger Image) In honor of Memorial Day, I'm taking a break from my Danger in Suburbia series, and am digging into the archives for this Memorial Day-related post. Twenty years ago, on May 23, 1985, the LA Times ran this article, reporting on President Reagan's plans for Memorial Day. The… Continue reading Reagan at Disney World, Memorial Day Fun!

Warning!! Playground Swing Seat

Playground Swing Seat (Larger Image) Posted to Flickr by samplereality. There's a playground around the corner in my subdivision, and it's loaded with warning signs. There's even one on the toddler swing seat, alerting all who read that "improper installation, maintenance, use, or vandalism can damage seat and lead to serious injury." What I find… Continue reading Warning!! Playground Swing Seat

Warning! Better Lawns through Chemistry

Lawn Doctor (Larger Image) Posted to Flickr by samplereality. Here's a sign in the front yard of a house in my subdivision. The "Lawn Doctor" has been there, doing whatever it takes to make the grass green, green, green. What's with the blue thumb? Instead of signaling competence with gardening (a green thumb) it's as… Continue reading Warning! Better Lawns through Chemistry